Kitchen Spammers

YouTube · Post by **r1Mike** » Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:51 am

We are getting a kitchen related spammer registering and posting on the forum daily, despite calling and asking nicely, they persist on posting.

So, if everyone fancies a bit of a wind up please call them and ask them some really stupid questions and waste their time a bit that would be great

NEWCASTLE KITCHENS 0141 611 6995
another sh!te kitchen firm 01512 032 895

Of course if anyone was about to buy a kitchen from this bunch of jokers then please don't but please do call them and tell them why.

Post by **Bub** » Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:52 am

Fuckers keep hanging up on me

YouTube · Post by **r1Mike** » Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:49 am

they don't sell just plugs apparently.

going to ask if they have a Gorden Ramsey in a b it.

Post by **2002r1jon** » Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:50 am

r1Mike wrote:they don't sell just plugs apparently.

What about the chain bit?

Coullio · Post by **Coullio** » Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:13 pm

FFS, I was looking for a fitted kitchen on the R1, you know the ones with the soft closing drawers!!!

YouTube · Post by **r1Mike** » Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:20 pm

best call them Coullio they may well do them

Post by **Scrapman** » Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:57 pm

Think I'll ring them and ask if they would like to buy my Alpinestars 1 piece leathers, or an old crashed helmet.

pinnit · Post by **pinnit** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:01 pm

strange all newcastle no,s start 0191

Coullio · Post by **Coullio** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 8:52 am

r1Mike wrote:best call them Coullio they may well do them

Apparently they don't do kitchens for R1's!!!! I wanted a Alpinestar Kitchen, Michelin 2ct dishwasher, Ohlins washing machines or Pazzo Fridge Freezer!!! Apparently they have never heard of these makes.

Post by **Coddy** » Sat Apr 20, 2013 10:25 pm

pinnit wrote:strange all newcastle no,s start 0191

0141 is a Weegie number.

YouTube · Post by **r1Mike** » Mon May 06, 2013 8:57 am

more spammers the last couple of days, pretty sure all numbers go to the same company.

kitchens modern 01733307150
kitchens lancaster 01204 322 525
kitchens northampton 01512 032 895 http://www.solidwoodkitchen.co.uk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

please put a call in and see if they can be wound up.

Post by **Chinny** » Mon May 06, 2013 10:13 am

They dont do a mixer Tap for my bike, I'm so gutted

Post by **Scrapman** » Mon May 06, 2013 10:35 am

Wish I knew how to record a phone call. It would make this a proper funny mission for us all.

Post by **PJC** » Mon May 06, 2013 10:38 am

Spent 30 minutes abusing them all. The one from Lancaster kitchens which is a Bolton number was very keen when I told them I was recommended to them by an old friend. His salesman is coming to my house tomorrow to discuss 20 kitchens for a development I am starting. Really looking forward to meeting him, cant wait to see his reaction when I tell him I am a spammer

Oh I believe these are all 1 company as they do not have addresses on their web sites

all the numbers posted do not match the name of the company etc etc

Coullio · Post by **Coullio** » Mon May 06, 2013 11:51 am

What a bunch of cunts. I noticed a few more today. I would start blocking their IP addresses, unless they are using a proxy them nothing can be done. Clearly they are struggling for business!!!

Post by **ChrisH** » Mon May 06, 2013 9:56 pm

why are they spamming a biker site, why wouldn't they be spamming some joinery or plumbing forum

YouTube · Post by **r1Mike** » Mon May 06, 2013 10:59 pm

it's a poor Search Engine optimisation trick, they are paying some company to create websites, that have backlinks (links that link back to those websites) that make them more relevant to search engines so they rank higher. So when people search for kitchens they hit these crap websites. Obviously their kitchens must be crap if they resort to paying an idiot to create back links as these backlinks are hardly relevant and will not really help them, I will call their marketing person tomorrow and try and explain that they should stop using the tool (not the software one) they are using.

Post by **Scrapman** » Mon May 06, 2013 11:58 pm

r1Mike wrote:it's a poor Search Engine optimisation trick, they are paying some company to create websites, that have backlinks (links that link back to those websites) that make them more relevant to search engines so they rank higher. So when people search for kitchens they hit these crap websites. Obviously their kitchens must be crap if they resort to paying an idiot to create back links as these backlinks are hardly relevant and will not really help them, I will call their marketing person tomorrow and try and explain that they should stop using the tool (not the software one) they are using.

Inform them that you have an army of pissed of bikers set on revenge and that in the interests of their business they would be best advised to end this most offensive intrusion of our hallowed web space.

Polite with a hint of threat, fair ?

YouTube · Post by **r1Mike** » Tue May 07, 2013 9:06 am

Funny, their marking company is never there, and when I ask the name of a responsible person or to speak to the MD they just hang up.

Post by **Bub** » Tue May 07, 2013 9:28 am

r1Mike wrote:Funny, their marking company is never there, and when I ask the name of a responsible person or to speak to the MD they just hang up.

Same thing happens when i call them

YouTube · Post by **r1Mike** » Tue May 07, 2013 10:21 am

got a call to upload, created a channel you tube especially for call I make to them with my callrec app on my iphone

Post by **Luke03R1** » Tue May 07, 2013 10:39 am

r1Mike wrote:got a call to upload, created a channel you tube especially for call I make to them with my callrec app on my iphone

Ha good work I was thinking of doing that

YouTube · Post by **r1Mike** » Tue May 07, 2013 11:29 am

here's one

If anyone else does any funny ones, stick the audio in dropbox or email it to me and I will add it to the youtube channel

Post by **PJC** » Tue May 07, 2013 11:58 am

Gutted, kitchen Rep was a no show, oh well Ill keep trying

YouTube · Post by **r1Mike** » Tue May 07, 2013 1:29 pm

PJC wrote:Gutted, kitchen Rep was a no show, oh well Ill keep trying

have you called to complain, and ask for them to send someone else.

It's my thinking these idiots are just getting local kitchen places to go round to yours and they get a % commission methinks.

www.YamahaR.co.uk

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