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Lol Luke - wondered where u'd got to


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Luke03R1 wrote:A girl joins ....... Vultures surround ! ....... Clever cat awaits for a picture of for mentioned female

Welcome in you, sv is a decent bike lacks a bit of grunt but fun on the road!

Don't forget that pic (feel free to use that dirty seance of humour in choosing a pose )

You are all going to be so disappointed.

First of all, I am a Grandma.

I am also very happily married to another girl who is somewhat older than me, hence having a grown up child as a step son.

Finally, I am mildly disabled, rather ugly and very, very over weight. I have a glass eye, wooden teeth and a second hand false arm that often attempts to perform strange salutes or fight me!

So here goes...



OK, this is me, with Alby the Barn Owl.

Nice owl


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Alby beauty is only skin deep , well that what my Mrs keeps telling me
is that a shy owl ? it's got it's back to us , maybe it doesn't like yamaha's

Nice reply ........
We have a common interest

This was a double post .... Shame to waste it so fuckyou jompy you tw@t

Liking your sense of humour

And as for our Luke ....

Luke03R1 wrote:

PJC wrote:Think you may well fit rather well in her Girl

I find I fit in most quite nicely

Believe it or not, when you get to know him he is a really decent guy

Oh love the owl BTW

Things can always be worse, you could have been gifted with a wooden eye and glass teeth

petepassion wrote:Things can always be worse, you could have been gifted with a wooden eye and glass teeth

Classic that Cock .... Classic

Just to explain.... Pete is also known as George, Daphne, Cock or Dave, or whatever name he fancies that day

Steve R1 wrote:Just to explain.... Pete is also known as George, Daphne, Cock or Dave, or whatever name he fancies that day

Got the office of national statistics on my back at the moment, wanting me to give them information...guess the government must be having issues with their phone tapping at the moment. They can go f**k themselves.

Luke03R1 wrote:This was a double post .... Shame to waste it so fuckyou jompy you tw@t

HA Ha Ha you been talking to Jen ?

I love the attitude of this place, I have been laughing and the other half now thinks I am a bit special, well more special. She is quite used to how special I can be, just ask her what it is like when I am in front on a ride out, I can get lost in my own street.

jompy wrote:is that a shy owl ? it's got it's back to us , maybe it doesn't like yamaha's

She is a bit shy, until she finds a big burly biker who she can snuggle up to and decorate their shoulder. In fact the last time she sat on a Yamaha, she decorated that with her own brand of tipex! It was one of those Harley clone things though and covered in more chrome than Google!

Luke03R1 wrote:Nice reply ........
We have a common interest

Oh wow, you like knitting bobble hats too?

petepassion wrote:Things can always be worse, you could have been gifted with a wooden eye and glass teeth

Ahhh, if only I had been so blessed. Luckily when I was created my parents were able to gift me with more than enough nipples, should I ever decide, I could feed triplets! Instead I stick to breastfeeding the big old pigs, it makes me feel maternal!

Steve R1 wrote:Just to explain.... Pete is also known as Daphne

Don't worry, I have met a few like that in the past.

Alby if you sat back in the saddle instead of forward on that special point you might just find your way to where your going [emoji13][emoji13]

Alby wrote:

petepassion wrote:Things can always be worse, you could have been gifted with a wooden eye and glass teeth

Ahhh, if only I had been so blessed. Luckily when I was created my parents were able to gift me with more than enough nipples, should I ever decide, I could feed triplets! Instead I stick to breastfeeding the big old pigs, it makes me feel maternal!

Mother! is that you? The two bro's and me been searching everywhere...we're very thirsty ya know.

hash29 wrote:Alby if you sat back in the saddle instead of forward on that special point you might just find your way to where your going [emoji13][emoji13]

But that spoils the fun, the biggest advantage to riding an SV (with a shiny R1 front end just to retain a small amount of relevance to the proceedings ) is that when ever I got to where I am going, I will have "arrived"!

petepassion wrote: Mother! is that you? The two bro's and me been searching everywhere...we're very thirsty ya know.

It is nice to know that there are others out there just as warped as me!

I just hate riding in the wet[emoji5]️

hash29 wrote:I just hate riding in the wet[emoji5]️

I don't mind, it usually just wipes off!

MOIST!.... reminds me of mothers cakes

Luke03R1 wrote:

PJC wrote:Think you may well fit rather well in her Girl

I find I fit in most quite nicely

How did your ex put it

That's it, even before we had our first, he was so small, it was like chucking a sausage up the Dartford Tunnel

Welcome in Alby