www.YamahaR.co.uk

We are getting a kitchen related spammer registering and posting on the forum daily, despite calling and asking nicely, they persist on posting.

So, if everyone fancies a bit of a wind up please call them and ask them some really stupid questions and waste their time a bit that would be great

NEWCASTLE KITCHENS 0141 611 6995
another sh!te kitchen firm 01512 032 895

Of course if anyone was about to buy a kitchen from this bunch of jokers then please don't but please do call them and tell them why.

Fuckers keep hanging up on me

they don't sell just plugs apparently.

going to ask if they have a Gorden Ramsey in a b it.

r1Mike wrote:they don't sell just plugs apparently.

What about the chain bit?

FFS, I was looking for a fitted kitchen on the R1, you know the ones with the soft closing drawers!!!

best call them Coullio they may well do them

Think I'll ring them and ask if they would like to buy my Alpinestars 1 piece leathers, or an old crashed helmet.

strange all newcastle no,s start 0191

r1Mike wrote:best call them Coullio they may well do them

Apparently they don't do kitchens for R1's!!!! I wanted a Alpinestar Kitchen, Michelin 2ct dishwasher, Ohlins washing machines or Pazzo Fridge Freezer!!! Apparently they have never heard of these makes.

pinnit wrote:strange all newcastle no,s start 0191

0141 is a Weegie number.

more spammers the last couple of days, pretty sure all numbers go to the same company.

kitchens modern 01733307150
kitchens lancaster 01204 322 525
kitchens northampton 01512 032 895 http://www.solidwoodkitchen.co.uk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

please put a call in and see if they can be wound up.

They dont do a mixer Tap for my bike, I'm so gutted

Wish I knew how to record a phone call. It would make this a proper funny mission for us all.

Spent 30 minutes abusing them all. The one from Lancaster kitchens which is a Bolton number was very keen when I told them I was recommended to them by an old friend. His salesman is coming to my house tomorrow to discuss 20 kitchens for a development I am starting. Really looking forward to meeting him, cant wait to see his reaction when I tell him I am a spammer

Oh I believe these are all 1 company as they do not have addresses on their web sites all the numbers posted do not match the name of the company etc etc

What a bunch of cunts. I noticed a few more today. I would start blocking their IP addresses, unless they are using a proxy them nothing can be done. Clearly they are struggling for business!!!

why are they spamming a biker site, why wouldn't they be spamming some joinery or plumbing forum

it's a poor Search Engine optimisation trick, they are paying some company to create websites, that have backlinks (links that link back to those websites) that make them more relevant to search engines so they rank higher. So when people search for kitchens they hit these crap websites. Obviously their kitchens must be crap if they resort to paying an idiot to create back links as these backlinks are hardly relevant and will not really help them, I will call their marketing person tomorrow and try and explain that they should stop using the tool (not the software one) they are using.

r1Mike wrote:it's a poor Search Engine optimisation trick, they are paying some company to create websites, that have backlinks (links that link back to those websites) that make them more relevant to search engines so they rank higher. So when people search for kitchens they hit these crap websites. Obviously their kitchens must be crap if they resort to paying an idiot to create back links as these backlinks are hardly relevant and will not really help them, I will call their marketing person tomorrow and try and explain that they should stop using the tool (not the software one) they are using.

Inform them that you have an army of pissed of bikers set on revenge and that in the interests of their business they would be best advised to end this most offensive intrusion of our hallowed web space.

Polite with a hint of threat, fair ?

Funny, their marking company is never there, and when I ask the name of a responsible person or to speak to the MD they just hang up.

r1Mike wrote:Funny, their marking company is never there, and when I ask the name of a responsible person or to speak to the MD they just hang up.

Same thing happens when i call them

got a call to upload, created a channel you tube especially for call I make to them with my callrec app on my iphone

r1Mike wrote:got a call to upload, created a channel you tube especially for call I make to them with my callrec app on my iphone

Ha good work I was thinking of doing that

here's one



If anyone else does any funny ones, stick the audio in dropbox or email it to me and I will add it to the youtube channel

Gutted, kitchen Rep was a no show, oh well Ill keep trying

PJC wrote:Gutted, kitchen Rep was a no show, oh well Ill keep trying

have you called to complain, and ask for them to send someone else.

It's my thinking these idiots are just getting local kitchen places to go round to yours and they get a % commission methinks.