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lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:33 am
by oldfart
Hi all
I am Jack from Sunbury in Middlesex. just taken ownership of a 1998 4XV with a nice V and M paintjob will chuck up a pic or two soon. 20k on the clocks had been stored for 4 years so rebuilt carbs, drained vital fluids and flushed tank. got insured, went out :auto-biker: , shat myself :o , laughed like a drain :-D , came back, took tranquilisers :angry-chillpill: and now been doing the same for the past week (650 miles aready :-D
Loving the immediate, aggressive acceleration :angry-screaming: , finding the bike a pleasure to work on :dance: , like the insurance (£220 fully comp with MCE) :clap: , best bike I have ever ridden by far. my bike history below... looking forward to chewing the fat with you all :-D :-D :-D :-D

1987-88 AR 80, (badged as a 50 oopsie) skimmed out so much cylinders were transparent... :think:
1988-90 Sickzuki GS125 - like riding a yule log, bomb proof because it never went above 50 mph down hill with a team of dwarfs pulling it!!
1990-92 FZR 750, now we are talking, fast, flick able, learnt every nut and bolt licence lost twice on it in two years for speeding once because judge did not agree that whilst my licence was valid it was the wrong colour and once because on getting full licence I decide that also gave me the go ahead to legally ride like a total tool (I was very young) :pray:
1994 - 2000 Honda Fireblade Urban Tiger- nuff said I grew Velcro on my balls with this bike, nearly killed me twice, once when it fell on me in the garage and once when for no reason it made me try and ride the length of the Cat and Fiddle, A537 Buxton to Macclesfield road at warp factor 13, this is when I learnt that bikes are usually faster than I am... 8 weeks in traction in Royal Surrey County Hospital, in bits literally mainly because trying to masturbate in a mixed ward in traction is not particularly easy.... :violin:
2003-2005 a mixture of Bandits choppers and boring old sh!te to try and calm me down.... BOOOORING YAWN :naughty:
look below I even look depressed
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2005 -2007 FZR 750 resto project, fell in love again with Yams, note the picture below is of another I briefly owned in 2013 which was a bloody shed when I bought it... still have a weak spot for restoring FZRs now...
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2007 -2008 2001 Fireblade again... this time I managed to not turn it or me into scrap, however it felt in the words of the hawkwind song silver machine "antiseptically clean" BLOODY FAST but boring and well a bit whiffy TBH a bit of a :animals-pig: in the looks department but held value well and built like a spinsters knickers!!!
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2008 - 2012 more boring farty stuff and yes even a Virago!!!! OMG :oops: :oops: :oops:
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2012 Sicksuki RF900, I liked this... a bit lardy and a back end that looked like the starship enterprise after it had been written off hitting an asteroid, big solid 5 geared straight line comfy rocket... took corners like gazza takes giving up the booze...
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2013 z1000d hardtail chopper, THE MOST LETHAL BIKE I HAVE EVER OWNED!!! 130 MPH on a hard tail with bin lids for brakes and forks that you needed a telescope to look down. thought I looked very cool. had piles for weeks after each ride... :angry-screaming: TERRIFIED OF IT till I blew the engine to pieces 2 miles from my house... nearly had a coronary pushing it home
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present till I probably crash through the pearly gates backwards in a flaming ball of hot metal and bone splinters... THE WONDERFUL R1.... photos below cheers all speak soon

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Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:38 am
by booster24
Hi budy..any pictures. Great funny write up.

Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:50 am
by oldfart
Hi yep this Arvo I will put them up...


cheers

Jack

Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:00 am
by Luke03R1
Welcome in

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Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:42 am
by Bub
Nice intro you ol fart :D

Welcome to the forum mate

Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:43 am
by oldfart
Stop reading my drivel and fix the bloody map ferchrissakes ;o)

Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:45 am
by jompy
Welcome in Jack
What an intro 9/10 you lost a point due to no pics lol , I share your feelings of love for the 4xv it's also my fav bike . Get to the 4xv section & get the micro fiche & service manual down loaded !
Enjoy buddy :)

Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 12:00 pm
by oldfart
jompy wrote:Welcome in Jack
What an intro 9/10 you lost a point due to no pics lol , I share your feelings of love for the 4xv it's also my fav bike . Get to the 4xv section & get the micro fiche & service manual down loaded !
Enjoy buddy :)
thanks pal will do I have the manual but will deffo grab the fiche NICE ;o) :D

Have added pics do I get a 10 now?

Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 12:46 pm
by Steve R1
Hi jack great introduction. :clap: very funny too :lol:

Before anyone says it I can confirm I was not one of the dwarfs pulling your bike..... Don't know about Bub though :lol:

Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:47 pm
by oldfart
Steve R1 wrote:Hi jack great introduction. :clap: very funny too :lol:

Before anyone says it I can confirm I was not one of the dwarfs pulling your bike..... Don't know about Bub though :lol:
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I know what it is like to physically challenged, I am not riding the R1 I am more kind of putting it on and wearing it like a belly strap... I had to cut a huge scoop out of the tank to be able to squeeze my Guinness baby in it...

Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:55 pm
by jompy
oldfart wrote:
jompy wrote:Welcome in Jack
What an intro 9/10 you lost a point due to no pics lol , I share your feelings of love for the 4xv it's also my fav bike . Get to the 4xv section & get the micro fiche & service manual down loaded !
Enjoy buddy :)
thanks pal will do I have the manual but will deffo grab the fiche NICE ;o) :D

Have added pics do I get a 10 now?
yes mate 10/10 good effort ;)

Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 7:35 pm
by Siamblue
Hi mate and welcome,hope you enjoy your stay and your are not far from meetings point being in that part of the country box hill and Alton as well as the Meon Hut.
I totally understand what you mean about wearing a bike,had mine 6 months and just getting used to it to the point i am in control :o just waiting for the bastard to bite me..

Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 7:42 pm
by oldfart
Siamblue wrote:Hi mate and welcome,hope you enjoy your stay and your are not far from meetings point being in that part of the country box hill and Alton as well as the Meon Hut.
I totally understand what you mean about wearing a bike,had mine 6 months and just getting used to it to the point i am in control :o just waiting for the bastard to bite me..
Yep can be found most weekends blasting between newlands corner, Box hill .... sure I will see you there take care Bud... :D

Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:04 pm
by hash29
Hello Jack and welcome to the forum , nice write up on your history lol, For the 2 non sport choppers we will accept 10 hail yamahas and 6 laps of donny to absolve you of your sins :lol: :lol:

The v&m looks real nice apart from the underseat exhaust :think: . The power is great on the old r1s and after what you have had in the past must have taken the wind from your sails on the maiden run.

Stay safe on her and most of all respect that throttle as will will bite hard very quick :whistle:

Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:36 pm
by 2002r1jon
Welcome in Jack ;) That is probably the second best intro we have had on here(mines the best),f**k me youve had some different bikes :lol:

Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:47 pm
by Mark YPVS
Welcome Jack,

Nice R1, i will be on the look out for you, im in Sunbury as well ;) ;)

Mark :D

Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:49 pm
by jompy
f**k me that plate looks like a bill-board !

Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:39 pm
by oldfart
lmao :clap: :clap: :clap: its not exactly low profile is it... I am thinking it gives down force lol.... :drool: :drool: :whistle:

Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:43 pm
by oldfart
Mark YPVS wrote:Welcome Jack,

Nice R1, i will be on the look out for you, im in Sunbury as well ;) ;)

Mark :D
nice Mark see you soon hopefully :D

Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 6:32 am
by oldfart
hash29 wrote:Hello Jack and welcome to the forum , nice write up on your history lol, For the 2 non sport choppers we will accept 10 hail yamahas and 6 laps of donny to absolve you of your sins :lol: :lol:

The v&m looks real nice apart from the underseat exhaust :think: . The power is great on the old r1s and after what you have had in the past must have taken the wind from your sails on the maiden run.

Stay safe on her and most of all respect that throttle as will will bite hard very quick :whistle:
hi thanks will do. yes the power was surprisingly well surprising. however being 300 years old and 92 percent w
wrinkles my limits appear a lot sooner and are more apparent now I will only ride it as fast as my stannah stair lift goes.... :think: :liar: honest your honour...... :whistle:

Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 6:36 am
by hash29
Lol get a stanner race paint job then no will expect you to go fast

Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 6:41 am
by oldfart
hash29 wrote:Lol get a stanner race paint job then no will expect you to go fast
ace idea also will get sub sponsers from Tenalady and saga holidays, genius... beige hearing aid paint job and hand rails. accesorize it with pink dolly bog roll covers.....

Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:59 pm
by Donny
The old yins ar the best, welcome in bud and enjoy the bike, ive owned a couple of FZRs masel in the past, great bikes, enjoy the R1 and welcome to its forum :D

Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2014 8:03 pm
by pinnit
great intro some nice bikes, welcome, i,m an older fart than you :think:

Re: lifelong biker decides to shorten it by buying R1

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2014 8:18 pm
by PJC
Have ya just shat ya pants in that photo :whistle: Or are you the real Stevie G :shock: :shock:

Welcome and you know better than most throttle works both ways, shame our brains no longer do :roll: