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Hi Jon and congratulations on your first post

Lets see some pics of ya R1 then


Don't worry about being useless we have a member on here goes by the name of Jompy and he gives a new meaning to the word useless


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WOWW . . . . . .WOWWWWW ! hold on a minute there . . . . . . . . . . . . . nope your right i'm pretty uselessBub wrote:![]()
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Hi Jon and congratulations on your first post![]()
Lets see some pics of ya R1 thenand before you ask click on this link for a how to viewtopic.php?f=4&t=144" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Don't worry about being useless we have a member on here goes by the name of Jompy and he give a new meaning to the word useless

Welcome in Jon
Well done with your first post , take a good look around the place "Forum Rules, Guidelines, Announcements and FAQ's" is a good place if you are having trouble with something on the forum . In the 4xv section of the R1 area you can down load the work shop manual & parts micro fiche for your bike ( if the links not working give me your Email addy or one of the other guy's & we'll mail it to you ) .
theres loads of stuff on here so get a brew on pull up a chair have a look round & join in

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Welcome in Jurno
Come on do you really own a 4XV
Enjoy the site mate its a fun place with diverse members and topics, when PB do the little R1 thing be sure and mention the site somewhere in the spread

Come on do you really own a 4XV

Enjoy the site mate its a fun place with diverse members and topics, when PB do the little R1 thing be sure and mention the site somewhere in the spread


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Welcome in Jon. This really is the best bike forum by far... Not just because we love everything yamaha, but we have a real community here where we help one and other out, it's the members and out admin team that have made this furum what it is.
Someone will have the answer to any questions you may have, ..... It may not be the right answer, but bless them they will have a go. We also have a great sense of humour, well you have to on here, and have a thick skin, but hay it's all in a days fun. So join in with the banter.
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Someone will have the answer to any questions you may have, ..... It may not be the right answer, but bless them they will have a go. We also have a great sense of humour, well you have to on here, and have a thick skin, but hay it's all in a days fun. So join in with the banter.
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jompy wrote:You really worry me som . . . Most the time !pod wrote:Welcome jon , you Diss my bike but I still love you
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Hello John, my name's Steve, but I'm called Pete although I told Jon that Dave(my dad) calls me cock.
I used to own a lava red 5vy.
I used to own a lava red 5vy.

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Welcome in Jon
done good to get this far by the sounds of it mate
Now someone find this fella a standardish 5VY in Lave Red
In fact,who does have a Lava Red 5VY on here?
There must be quite a few


Now someone find this fella a standardish 5VY in Lave Red

In fact,who does have a Lava Red 5VY on here?


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Welcome in.
On a more serious note.
Was it PB that John Cantley wrote for many moons ago?
(For anyone wondering who John Cantley is, he is one of the poor hostages being paraded by ISIS).
On a more serious note.
Was it PB that John Cantley wrote for many moons ago?
(For anyone wondering who John Cantley is, he is one of the poor hostages being paraded by ISIS).
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I presume your dad refers to yiu as cock in a good way like are you good to see ya cock.... It used to be a term someone used when they were being nice to you. Like people used to have a gay old time or a gay day, it didn't mean they were gay as we know the meeting of the word today, similarly I presume your dad wasn't calling you a dick.petepassion wrote:Hello John, my name's Steve, but I'm called Pete although I told Jon that Dave(my dad) calls me cock.
I used to own a lava red 5vy.
I hope you ca follow this Pete, oh and with your knee down skills you should be on the fro t of the mag

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Steve R1 wrote:I presume your dad refers to yiu as cock in a good way like are you good to see ya cock.... It used to be a term someone used when they were being nice to you. Like people used to have a gay old time or a gay day, it didn't mean they were gay as we know the meeting of the word today, similarly I presume your dad wasn't calling you a dick.petepassion wrote:Hello John, my name's Steve, but I'm called Pete although I told Jon that Dave(my dad) calls me cock.
I used to own a lava red 5vy.
I hope you ca follow this Pete, oh and with your knee down skills you should be on the fro t of the mag

He also uses the phrase 'hurts like buggery', which always makes me chuckle, I just haven't the heart to ask him about this comparison

Unfortunately I don't have the Motability scooter anymore as it belonged to a customer...I dunno, the things they ask us to repair


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there is a new mobility scoot at the house in spain so might see if i can get a proper knee down on it to compare lolpetepassion wrote:Steve R1 wrote:I presume your dad refers to yiu as cock in a good way like are you good to see ya cock.... It used to be a term someone used when they were being nice to you. Like people used to have a gay old time or a gay day, it didn't mean they were gay as we know the meeting of the word today, similarly I presume your dad wasn't calling you a dick.petepassion wrote:Hello John, my name's Steve, but I'm called Pete although I told Jon that Dave(my dad) calls me cock.
I used to own a lava red 5vy.
I hope you ca follow this Pete, oh and with your knee down skills you should be on the fro t of the magYup, that's about it Steve...I'm just hoping it's a term of endearment.
He also uses the phrase 'hurts like buggery', which always makes me chuckle, I just haven't the heart to ask him about this comparison![]()
Unfortunately I don't have the Motability scooter anymore as it belonged to a customer...I dunno, the things they ask us to repair
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It has to be done mate, but wanna see elbow toohash29 wrote:there is a new mobility scoot at the house in spain so might see if i can get a proper knee down on it to compare lolpetepassion wrote:Steve R1 wrote:I presume your dad refers to yiu as cock in a good way like are you good to see ya cock.... It used to be a term someone used when they were being nice to you. Like people used to have a gay old time or a gay day, it didn't mean they were gay as we know the meeting of the word today, similarly I presume your dad wasn't calling you a dick.petepassion wrote:Hello John, my name's Steve, but I'm called Pete although I told Jon that Dave(my dad) calls me cock.
I used to own a lava red 5vy.
I hope you ca follow this Pete, oh and with your knee down skills you should be on the fro t of the magYup, that's about it Steve...I'm just hoping it's a term of endearment.
He also uses the phrase 'hurts like buggery', which always makes me chuckle, I just haven't the heart to ask him about this comparison![]()
Unfortunately I don't have the Motability scooter anymore as it belonged to a customer...I dunno, the things they ask us to repair


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