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Hi everyone, I'm new to this forum my name is mike from Chester . soon to be 2009 R1 big bang owner in blue.
Little bit about my bike history.
Honda zr50.
Cr80
Ktm125
Cr500
AR50 rode bike
Nsr250
Cbr400

Big bikes
Cbr 900

Vfr 800i
R1 2001
Cbr 1000rr
Triumph daytona 675.
Gsxr 750
Ducati 1198.
To many to list had motorcycle since I was 3 year's old. I have honda CB72 racer bike in middle of resorting it.
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Welcome in Hump
CR500 ! bit of a beast :o
think your going to love the 14b :) how did you find the 5jj ?
think you need to post some pic's bud
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Hi hump
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Few of my bikes up load my new machine Thursday [emoji3] had loads of bike to many to list really. Not had R1 in years can't wait
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Thanks Jompy n Petepassion for welcome. I have been on 1000rr forum and ducati for about 2 years time for change of bike. I love sound of duc and closest sound is R1 so can't wait.

For got to mention I got hit off my Ducati on 21st of this month by another biker. He hit me doing 135mph in 60 I was doing 55 myself an luck to be here. Good boots leathers an lid saved me. Red bike is 3rd party. ImageImage
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You got a hell of a lot of bikes there Hump. Lucky to survive the accident mate, you ok?
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bloody hell mate i hope you think yourself lucky !
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Welcome in mate. Impressive list of bikes!

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I like to ticker mate with bikes love them just bought this golden oldie gonna fix her up. Image
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He hit my left side broken ribs bad bruised hip n spine few over pains. But on mend. Mates after crash taking pics ImageImage
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105mph closing speed on bikes your fucking lucky your not dead !
i think 160 with that bend coming up maybe he was going a tad too fast :think:
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Welcome in Hump, cracking site you have come across, nice list of bikes and some of those porn photos :D

So like me you are no stranger to the odd crash, glad you are ok

Enjoy the sausage ;) hope its your cup of tea ;)
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jompy wrote:Welcome in Hump
CR500 ! bit of a beast :o
think your going to love the 14b :) how did you find the 5jj ?
think you need to post some pic's bud
5jj was a beast of beast at 22 years old she was. I'll dig out photos she was nice in Virgin scheme 130mph wheelspins on motorway [emoji3]
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Pjc my first and last. Not my fault at all. Got paid out 8200 for machine. Waiting on my kit now. .

Jompy the bend not that bad tbh just photo was on A41 Cheshire / wexham going the street fighter show Raven Café.
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Looks like the third party rider was a bit of a straight line hero looking at his tyres.

Jompy you need some lessons in basic maths dude :lol: :lol: I get 90 or 190 mph :think: but I have been drinking :D
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hump333 wrote:Pjc my first and last. Not my fault at all. Got paid out 8200 for machine. Waiting on my kit now. .

Jompy the bend not that bad tbh just photo was on A41 Cheshire / wexham going the street fighter show Raven Café.
Lets hope so, I am aware it wasn't down to you ;) , however if you weren't on the road the crash could not have happened :lol: :lol: :lol: A bloke said that to me after a crash a good few years ago, it didn't end well as my parting words whilst he bled holding his nose were, if you weren't standing in front of me telling me that then that would not have happened :roll:

If nothing else the incident (did you stay on) got you here 8-)
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PJC wrote:Looks like the third party rider was a bit of a straight line hero looking at his tyres.

Jompy you need some lessons in basic maths dude :lol: :lol: I get 90 or 190 mph :think: but I have been drinking :D
f**k me Pete your right , read to too fast !
i read it as the muppet was doing 160 in a 60 zone & hump was doing 55 , so the muppet was doing 135 so thats . . . er . . . . an impact of . . . . err . . 80 init ! still a big hit

Ohh & i've been drinking too JD's £15 for a 70cl bottle at asda so i treated me self ;)
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hump333 wrote:I like to ticker mate with bikes love them just bought this golden oldie gonna fix her up. Image
Welcome in mate, some nice bikes there, love the sterilgarda ducati. I'm gutted for your mate though, I had one of those triumph daytona 650 when they came out and absolutely loved it, really good and different looking bike, such a shame to see one like that, good hear your still with us though :o
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hump333 wrote:Pjc my first and last. Not my fault at all. Got paid out 8200 for machine. Waiting on my kit now. .

Jompy the bend not that bad tbh just photo was on A41 Cheshire / wexham going the street fighter show Raven Café.
aye been on that dual carriageway a few times when i was with the fucking idiot of an ex-wife stupid bint
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Daz

Not sure it was his mate to be fair

I did wonder what bike it was in the ditch, I am used to seeing my R1 there :(
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PJC wrote:Daz

Not sure it was his mate to be fair

I did wonder what bike it was in the ditch, I am used to seeing my R1 there :(
Whoops just read it again sorry :? Either way daytona 650 in red not bloody yellow, good bike sound cool as fook with a cut down quill can on it, still got a video of mine on YouTube with that can, haha you lot think A&R are loud :twisted:

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Triumph daytona 650 2005 hit me big bike.
There was 25 of us on a ride out an mate of a mate took me out. I've never spoken to him. Before until hospital .
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hump333 wrote:Triumph daytona 650 2005.
25 of on ride out an mate of mate bike it was I've never spoken to him. Before.
Or after i bet ;)

Daz link to vid please 8-)
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Too right if can't get knee down and got chicken strips you can't ride simple. His tyre got FLAT TOP [FEARFUL FACE]
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PJC wrote:
hump333 wrote:Triumph daytona 650 2005.
25 of on ride out an mate of mate bike it was I've never spoken to him. Before.
Or after i bet ;)

Daz link to vid please 8-)
This should work mate, play it loud

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVdD8rfxuBw&app=desktop" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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