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Yes yes, the forum seems to be picking up pace nicely and the noobs are coming in hard and fast so I'll spare myself a couple of hours worth of hellos and say it all of you here and now.



HELLO, Show us ya bike. Any pics of ya Mrs boobs?


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:lol:
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Scrapman wrote:Yes yes, the forum seems to be picking up pace nicely and the noobs are coming in hard and fast so I'll spare myself a couple of hours worth of hellos and say it all of you here and now.



HELLO, Show us ya bike. Any pics of ya Mrs boobs?
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Can post post of my bike and me draped over with my man boobs?
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Scottmurray2890 wrote:Can post post of my bike and me draped over with my man boobs?
I think thats what he wanted deep down :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
RIDE HARD OR GO HOME
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Scottmurray2890 wrote:Can post post of my bike and me draped over with my man boobs?
They're your tits mate, do what you want with them :whistle:

I bet atleast one of them looks a bit like Bub :dance:
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Scrapman wrote:
Scottmurray2890 wrote:Can post post of my bike and me draped over with my man boobs?
They're your tits mate, do what you want with them :whistle:

I bet atleast one of them looks a bit like Bub :dance:
probably bigger :lol:
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There not that big , unless bub is really really small/borderline midget!
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Scottmurray2890 wrote:There not that big , unless bub is really really small/borderline midget!
this is our bub :D
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Handsome fellow :-)
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Luke03R1 wrote:
Scottmurray2890 wrote:There not that big , unless bub is really really small/borderline midget!
this is our bub :D
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I actually laughed out loud at that ya cruel fucker :lol: :lol: :lol:
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f**k-him :D
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Got the facial expression bang on too :lol: :lol: :lol:
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2002r1jon wrote:Got the facial expression bang on too :lol: :lol: :lol:
filling his pants again :lol: :lol:
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I think he's great, I even let him try my bike once :lol:

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And he said he didn't like the 14B model but low and behold I found him rumidging around outside my house and this picture would suggest otherwise :think: :think:

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He seems happy with the test ride :lol: :lol:
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Luke03R1 wrote:
Scottmurray2890 wrote:There not that big , unless bub is really really small/borderline midget!
this is our bub :D
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:lol: :lol: thats quality
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:lol: :lol: lazy git
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Luke03R1 wrote::lol: :lol: lazy git

Im not lazee.
I'm hard to red an rite, tooks me ages get ritting in page. :?
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Scrapman wrote:
Luke03R1 wrote::lol: :lol: lazy git

Im not lazee.
I'm hard to red an rite, tooks me ages get ritting in page. :?
do what :doh:
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Luke03R1 wrote:
Scrapman wrote:
Luke03R1 wrote::lol: :lol: lazy git

Im not lazee.
I'm hard to red an rite, tooks me ages get ritting in page. :?
do what :doh:

Pinnit knows :lol:
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