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Hi everyone.

I’ve just joined and wanted to say a quick hello to you all. Bare with me whilst I find my way around the place, and inevitably make a few boo boo's.

All the best

Steve

Hi Steve ,welcome bit of biking history goes down well what u had what u got new and photos and be prepared to have the piss ripped now and then


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Welcome in mate, fumble about and as Sam says get some pics up. We have another Steve on here that got a language of his own, apparently it's the keypads fault.

Colin

Welcome in steve
Have a good look around mate & ask if you need any help so then we can take the piss
get a bit up about your biking history & post some pics
get yourself a free photobucket account & follow the idiots guide to posting pics from your pc
posting.php?mode=reply&f=6&t=10659
if you don't want to open a photobucket account then an alternative is go to
http://tinypic.com/

1 - "choose file" and browse to the image you wish to upload from your PC
2 - In the "resize" drop down choose either 15" or 17" screen (15 is enough and fast too)
3 - Press "upload now" where it will ask you to type in a couple of words to confirm you are a human being and not an automated program.
4 - Once done copy the text from the "IMG Code for Forums & Message Boards" field
5 - Then just paste it exactly as is in to your message.

or you can post direct from your not so smart phone using tapawank (tapatalk) it's great for posting pic's & notifications but wank for viewing the forum

Slow down boys, i'm knocking on 50, and knackard. Takes me 5 minutes every morning to get this half pint of blood warmed up. Thanks to you all so far, and im sure this is just the start of many a good piss take. Yes I am from Bristol, and no I dont know any wurzels songs....

Be gentle with me.....

Welcome to the forum pal.

Be gentle Ha ha ha

jompy wrote:Be gentle Ha ha ha

Another lamb to the slaughter Hope you have a thick skin, these guys are brutal!

Another Steve ?
This names become common as mud.
Bugger I'm getting sick of hearing my own name now.

Welcum from , yes, Stevie aka Scrapman.

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steevo wrote:Slow down boys, i'm knocking on 50, and knackard. Takes me 5 minutes every morning to get this half pint of blood warmed up. Thanks to you all so far, and im sure this is just the start of many a good piss take. Yes I am from Bristol, and no I dont know any wurzels songs....

Be gentle with me.....

Let me start you off " I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll lend u the key........."
Ring any bells
Age is no excuse so suck it ,I'm about to hit 51 pjc just hit 50 and still flying around a race track like a teenage delinquent


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Welcome to the forum Steve from yes you've guessed it, another Steve, who is well into his fifties . Ignore colon ....

LOCKE wrote:Welcome in mate, fumble about and as Sam says get some pics up. We have another Steve on here that got a language of his own, apparently it's the keypads fault.

Colin

He thinks he is a comedian but the only thing laughable about him is his riding seriously though, but don't tell him he is a good chap really.

This forum caters for all age groups and the good thing is that we help and support one and other, it's a real biking family, some people come here like it and stay, join in with the banter, have a laugh and sadly some don't stay.

So as the guys have said tell us about your biking history, how you arrived at an R1 being your preferred choice of motorcycle, what riding you do, yes some of us do track days, others don't, some guys race, some ride only in the roads, at the end of the day we all ride the bikes where we want and get most enjoyment from. There will always be someone faster than you out there and someone slower, again we all tide at our own pace .

Oh and going back to my friend Colon....... To quote Eric Morecambe but with a slight twist " I type all the right letters, but not necessarily in the right order" Humm......

So welcome to the mad house

Stephen

We will be have a forum bingo night soon with all you old duffers.

LOCKE wrote:We will be have a forum bingo night soon with all you old duffers.

will you be the one playing with the balls

Hi Steve

Welcome In from yet another Steve, Aka Troystanley on here, was too many Steve's.

Steve (Troy)

Welcome in stevie - enjoy


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Does Petepassion have a Steve in his list of alter ego's ?


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Kylezx7r wrote:Does Petepassion have a Steve in his list of alter ego's ?


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Of cause he does

Kylezx7r wrote:Does Petepassion have a Steve in his list of alter ego's ?


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I'm led to believe Steve is his 'real' name. If not Pete/Daphne/Dave/Cock will correct me.

Steve R1 wrote:

LOCKE wrote:We will be have a forum bingo night soon with all you old duffers.

will you be the one playing with the balls

Easy tiger!

Kylezx7r wrote:Does Petepassion have a Steve in his list of alter ego's ?


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Yep, Steve is up near the top of the list
Anyway, welcome Steve, if you ever get fed up with your name, I can highly recommend Pete, as it serves me far better than Dave, George, cock or even Daphne.
Nothing wrong with a few boo boo's...far better than poo poo's.
Dive in and enjoy...although I do recommend a highly protective thick skin, a kinda full length condom to protect you from the various mental health conditions that are so easily and subliminally contracted from the yamahar1 forum. There are a few here who have come to terms with their condition, and as they say...acceptance is the first step to recovery. But it's the ones in denial, those who believe everything is ok...they're the ones you have to watch out for.

...anyway, must go, the nurse is giving me that funny look again...I've asked for a placebo as there's fewer side effects and nearly as effective.

LOCKE wrote:

Kylezx7r wrote:Does Petepassion have a Steve in his list of alter ego's ?


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I'm led to believe Steve is his 'real' name. If not Pete/Daphne/Dave/Cock will correct me.

There are no 'real' names, just like nearly everything we experience is a creation of the mind to allow us to survive in the material world. the names only exist when you hear or read them...which makes them an attachment depending upon who should award the name, and any name can be given. When there are no names then only the person remains, unchained from all appropriated societal protocol and law...in fact, remove the physical being and then even the natural laws no longer apply...I can't wait for that one

Welcome Steve. Just ignore most of them, you'll soon figure it out!

LOCKE wrote:

Steve R1 wrote:

LOCKE wrote:We will be have a forum bingo night soon with all you old duffers.

will you be the one playing with the balls

Easy tiger!

As far as Dave is concerned I don't think it matters what name he uses he will answer to anything

Poor Steve , that's Steve the newbie, not Stevie the scrappy or Steve the Dave or Steve the Troy it even me fir that matter,
Must think that we are all as mad as a barrel load of frogs, and I don't mean the French variety ridit ridit

Welcome alone mate,

petepassion wrote:

LOCKE wrote:

Kylezx7r wrote:Does Petepassion have a Steve in his list of alter ego's ?


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I'm led to believe Steve is his 'real' name. If not Pete/Daphne/Dave/Cock will correct me.

There are no 'real' names, just like nearly everything we experience is a creation of the mind to allow us to survive in the material world. the names only exist when you hear or read them...which makes them an attachment depending upon who should award the name, and any name can be given. When there are no names then only the person remains, unchained from all appropriated societal protocol and law...in fact, remove the physical being and then even the natural laws no longer apply...I can't wait for that one

Jesus Pete you frazzle my brain at times.